This is the one that started it all. Featuring the original Ohio Doesn’t Exist logo, this tee is made for true believers, curious skeptics, and anyone who’s ever driven through the cornfields wondering what’s really going on out there.
Printed on a premium 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton tee, it’s ultra-soft, breathable, and built for whatever reality (or simulation) you happen to be in. Whether you're wearing it ironically, proudly, or as a low-key conspiracy uniform, this shirt walks the line between bold statement and minimalist classic.
Ethically made using American-grown cotton and printed with REACH-certified dyes, this isn’t just a comfy tee — it’s a small act of rebellion.
Features:
Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for all-day comfort (Heather colors are 52/48 cotton/poly)
Ribbed knit collar and side seams for shape retention and structure
Durable DTG print using eco-conscious inks
Classic unisex fit with soft, lightweight fabric
Ethically produced using sustainable practices
Printed in North America with American-grown cotton
