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About Ohio Doesn’t Exist

Most people assume Ohio is just cornfields, mud, and more cornfields.
To them, it’s flyover country. Nothing to see here. Move along.

But those of us who live here — or have ever wandered off the beaten path — know the truth: Ohio is one of America’s best-kept secrets.
From ancient forests and ghost towns to elusive wildlife and strange roadside attractions… it’s a state full of surprises, stories, and surreal beauty.

Online, it’s become a running joke:
“Ohio Doesn’t Exist.”
But maybe that’s the point.
Maybe we like it that way — keeping the good stuff to ourselves.

This brand is a tribute to that mystery.
A love letter to the seasons, the wildlife, the legends, and the "only in Ohio" weirdness that make this place unforgettable.

Everything we create — from shirts to stickers — is designed with that in mind.
Hand-drawn artwork. Real stories. Midwestern pride.
Nothing mass-produced. Nothing boring. Just the kind of stuff you’ll only find here.

Welcome to the side of Ohio you’re not supposed to know about.